It’s ALIIIIIVE!!!!!
Yes! The Simpsons Pinball Party machine finally arrived and it is awesome!
I took a day from work to “accept deliveries.” (Actually it was to accept deliveries since we were also getting some washer/dryer pedestals from Sears). The delivery guys arrived around 11:30 - which is good because it meant the twins were in school at the time and wouldn’t get in the way. I was wondering what kinds of things these guys deliver and it seemed there was a rather large BowFlex machine in the truck, so I guess they deliver “large stuff to residential customers”.
The two guys carried the 300lb machine up the stairs without breaking any balusters or scratching any walls, for which I was very happy. They put on the legs and removed the box and that was about it - the rest was left to me. I had a page of instructions and a big machine to figure out what to do with. Never owning a pinball machine before, I just had to follow along.
The first part of the instructions had me open the coin door to trigger the latch that would allow me to remove the playfield glass. “Very carefully lay the glass down somewhere it won’t get broken.” Oh yeah. Doesn’t help that the angle of the machine means that the coin door you just opened gets in the way of the large piece of glass you’re sliding out, but hey. So after removing the additional materials from the playfield and inserting 5 steel pinballs, I put back on the glass and was ready to go.
I followed the instructions to a “T”. The first instruction was “Plug in the machine.” Easy enough, there’s a recess on the back on the machine with a retractable cord, so I plugged it in. Next in the instructions was to push the black button on the inside of the coin door to run diagnostics. OK, push button. Nothing happens. Plug in, plug out, nothing happens. I did say this was the first time we’ve ever owned a pinball machine, didn’t I? So I search the front, back, and sides (and insides!) of the machine for any type of switch and I don’t find one - nothing, no switch. I do find a rather large service manual tucked away inside the machine and look there. The manual contained all sorts of information such as how to operate the menu system in the diagnostics and the values and part numbers of every resistor, solenoid, rubber bumper, light bulb and everything else in the machine, BUT NOTHING THAT SAYS HOW TO TURN IT ON!
So, feeling like a dunce, I have to call tech support to locate the ON/OFF switch. The representative for STERN Pinball was very nice while he was laughing and was actually surprised that the manual neglected the small but important detail that the power switch was in a recessed hole near the front of the bottom of the machine. OK - I don’t feel so stupid, well I didn’t until some friend of my son came over and found the switch in about three minutes. Anyway - I fired it up and it said “The SIMPSOOONS…..dooh-dooh-da-dooh-dooh, duh, duh-duh,da,duh!”
Yay! Pinball Heaven!



